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My wife said she was going to the market to pick up some dark meat. I thought she meant to make a stew or something. Apparently that is NOT what she meant!
glamaphonic: moniquill: No guys, I need to stop and talk about something in this movie and how fucking revolutionary it was; something that I haven’t seen in a movie before or since. This is a movie about a kid who leaves her birth family. Not a kid
moniquill: No guys, I need to stop and talk about something in this movie and how fucking revolutionary it was; something that I haven’t seen in a movie before or since. This is a movie about a kid who leaves her birth family. Not a kid who find that
tentabeast: inhumanvision: Ultron in the Avengers: Age of Ultron Clip I… I want to fuck it. How would that work?Did Tony install a vibrator or something?
frankenschtein: full ver jeans not all big on acoustic stuff but hell do it for marco since marcos more into that kinda music probably singing something like this
aolady: /drinks Leech End before Eremes reaches me *DIES* THIS IS PURE PERFECTION. I have a sinking feeling though that my askblog has something to with those bicycle comments… SORRY NOT SORRY. \o/
momomomma2: momomomma2: trying to convince people who don’t live around corn that you Do Not Fuck With Corn is such a weird and exhausting conversation like how am i supposed to convince your california ass that something evil is within those stalks
i’m starting to freak out because i have a presentation tomorrow and idk i mean it’s a group presentation so it’s not that bad i guess but i never really presented before and would always just take a failing grade and fuck i don’t
cynthianguyen: jaaanetnguyen: Why does everybody think that I’m fucking Chinese??? Fuck do you not ever see my last name or something? GOD!!! People always think I’m Chinese before they find out my last name.
I wonder if I should slow down on my hornyness